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Another Bike Thread: Pipe Dreams

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The equation for calculating how many bikes you need is (N + 1), where N equals the number of bikes you currently own.  Because of this mathematical fact I've wasted hours and hours of my life wishing I had more monies, with which to purchase the next best thing.  Here are some of my dream machines....feel free to post your own.

Santa Cruz Nomad


Yeti 575 Carbon


Intense New Trailbike (not yet named)


I'm sure I'll think of some more later.  If anyone feels like buying any of these for me please feel free.

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All fine choices.  I like anything made by Transition Bikes.  Check out their website.  www.transitionbikes.com  Unfortunately, I am too tall to really ride any of them.


Ellsworth Tiruth.  Titanium version of their Truth bicycle.  I think it goes for about 6 grand, and it's hand built in America. Never Forget
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They have some pretty cool looking stuff. I bet you'd be able to get something big enough for you. You would have probably been okay on mine and it isn't even the biggest size. cool

Ellsworth


I forgot about them.  I think that's the brand Josh Bender was doing 60' cliff drops on.

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They have some pretty cool looking stuff. I bet you'd be able to get something big enough for you. You would have probably been okay on mine and it isn't even the biggest size. cool

I'll make a deal with you.  You sell me your Specialized for $1200 and you can buy a Transition bike.   Dance
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The Nomad is one of my dreams as well lol. Im liking the Titus moto-lite a lot right now. Also I'm in love with the Yeti AS-R 575 Pro. I've been wanting to do a local XC race and this would be a great bike IMO. For down hill I wold love to have a Giant Faith1 or the dream would be the Norco VPS Team DH Race. I just don't want to spend the coin.


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I'm convinced all of these bikes are in the early stages of metamorphosis into a set of coil overs. Seriously, what is all that shit and what advantage would it give to anyone who doesn't leap off of giant mountains?
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Dan, watch this video:

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(that link won't work for anyone else, btw)

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when I was little I had a bike that said "phantom" or something on the side, and then a 10 speed some time after that.  but I've never really been into riding bikes.  Just one of those things. I guess if I was I probably would lose some weight and save some gas.

I recall it having white? plastic spoke wheels. It was all black frame. no brakes and the chain guard? said phantom on it. I always thought it was a Schwinn, but I have no idea. I'm sure my nephew might still have it somewhere. it was the coolest bike every made.
If I were to get an extra bike I would be rolling the Giant STP Freeride for downtown excellence.




If I were to replace the Warp for another Full Suspension FreeRide/DH I would definitely pick up the Giant Glory DH.



Even though I like the paint job of the Glory 0 better



I just need to fix the Warp at this point.
I'm really not that big into bikes, I just like riding them. So this is my dream bike I guess.
2007 Specialized Hardrock Sport
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I'm convinced all of these bikes are in the early stages of metamorphosis into a set of coil overs. Seriously, what is all that shit and what advantage would it give to anyone who doesn't leap off of giant mountains?
I try to leap off of mountains....doesnt always work lol. I've already bent two forks. One mine, the other matt's. Brandon has destroyed his front fork as well. I've managed to seize my rear shock. We use them lol. Just can't afford the best stuff. They get really expensive frown Also my rear shock is a coilover....anything with the coil spring over the shock is a coilover wink

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i know almost nothing about bikes anymore, but i'll say this:  that giant that was posted is badass.
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I try to leap off of mountains....doesnt always work lol. I've already bent two forks. One mine, the other matt's. Brandon has destroyed his front fork as well. I've managed to seize my rear shock. We use them lol. Just can't afford the best stuff. They get really expensive frown Also my rear shock is a coilover....anything with the coil spring over the shock is a coilover wink

How are you bending the fork?  What kind of fork is this?  The low-end Marzocchi fork on my Bruiser has taken one hell of a beating but it's never bent.

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You really should upgrade to the one with the hand brake. Then you can do crazy side slides! JDM TYTE DORIFTO YO!


That's right, momo son, gettin it installed tomorrow!
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I just randomly came across this, and I'm afraid of it.   Whoa


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Is that a 20"?

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